"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to today's opening gelemony - sorry - ceremony of the Mutua Madrid Open. I'd firstly like to hand you over to Rafael Nadal, as Rafa would like to say a few words ... Rafa ..." [hands over microphone]
"Hello everybody, guys. First, justcansay ... my name is Rafa Nadal ... and I am addicted to hair gel."
"I can see that Serena is trying to ignore eet and is leefing up to her name and keeping serene with the eyes forward ..."
"But seerehously [raises eyebrow and chuckles] ... I can't stop myself. And I know thee girls are staring at eech other in disbelief at my excessive use but Manolo ... we can't all hef the hair like you ... Henyways ... I will try my best to stop. Gracias. See you next year ..."
H'ok ... you can stop the giggles now, Serena.
"Psst ... Feli !! If I teep my head like thees, you look. Is eet really that bad???"
"Rafa my friend [pats shoulder] ... Don't worry. Only Milos is tall enough to see the top of your head and yes ... it really is that bad ..."
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