SNORKEL !!!

Well "Snorkel!!!" is a new one on us, but its a helluva lot more palatable than the endless pictures floating around of various lovelies hanging off a grinning Rafa whilst he is most obviously NOT drinking responsibly.  *ahem*

So I bring you Rafa and chums enjoying a day on the Mediterranean Sea complete with a Daily Mail "article". 

Look out feeshes ... here I come ...

See ... I do the impreshions too.  I walk like the duck like André Agassi ...

I do thees slowly ... ess a bit cold.

Whot choo looking at?? ...

I do the scary GAAAAAAH face to frighten the feeshes ...

Here ... let me squeeze the peemple on your shoulder ...

I nearly got it, one more of the squeezes ....

Does my famoos ass look beeg in thees??

I spy another Lovelee sweeming towards me hoping for the hanging off me photograph ...

I geev the ladies another shot of my famoos ass.  Wooffs, she like ...

I theenk I do a bit more of the pointing ...