We all know about Wikipedia, right?? The on-line encyclopedia that is astounding in the information that it brings you. Well Uncyclopedia is a skit on it, but very, very funny. I found it on Twitter yesterday and nearly choked on my morning tea reading it.
Of course our lovely Rafa makes an entry, but like most things, they are heinously governed by rabid, lunatic, female fans so Rafa gets off lightly. Its still amusing though and I love this quote ...
For tennis players there is a surface that strikes fear into the heart. A surface that saps the energy and weakens both body and mind. A surface that can turn even the mightiest bull of a player into a cow on ice. This is clay. However, Rafael Nadal is one bull that refuses to let the surface make him slip up. When he takes to the red sand, the Spanish bull becomes a camel, gliding across the tennis desert. His two magnificent humps contain limitless reserves of topspin, ready for dispatch against an unsuspecting opponent. His four strong hooves keep him striding out long after his opponents have been sucked into the sand. His long, luxuriously thick eyelashes protect him from the oppressive dust and dirt that seeps into every pore and penetrates the soul of a lesser man. The Arabic man on his back guides him around the court, barking out orders in Farsi to hit more drop shots. "ﻁﻭﻘﺴ ‘ﺏﻭﺭﺸﻤ ﺱﻻﻴ!" he screams. No other tennis player carves out so many winning points on the dust. No other tennis player lasts as long on the court. No other tennis player is a camel.
Take some time to read, and enjoy ... Hehe.
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