More photos have been released today of the WTF press day. I'm sorry, but they are so staged and awkward that they just deserve the caption treatment.
As you can see below, it looks like Daveed has had a quick change, and it turns out the ATP gave him the grey suit for the shoot and he was mighty embarrassed to turn up and stick out like Tom Thumb *sorry* ... So it appears that someone rectified the situation by giving him 2 fresh suits to wear, except it was the trousers from one, teamed up with a dark jacket from another!! But the picture below just highlights the issue of the shoes ...
I mean, step up Andy Murray. Why are you wearing tan shoes with a dark suit?? Bruno!! What the hell are those monstrosities you've encased your size 13's in?? (Size 13?? ... *cough* suddenly makes me see him in a whole new light ...). And as for Andy Roddick ... save the cowboy boots for when you're down on the Texan ranch!!
But this cheese-tastic shoot just lends itself to more captions ...
"Hey Rafa. Check it out, man ... no thinning on top for me. That's because ... its a wig!! And I'm really a characterless Swiss robot ... "
*stunned* "He's a Stepford tennis player. That Shank must really be some sort of malfunction. Look! He's stopped working!!"
"I really am a smug bastard ..."
"Can't believe this dork has ursurped me as the best player, evah!!"
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